Frivolous Doesn't Begin To Describe It

New York Knicks forward Antonio Davis was suspended for five games and is being sued for one million dollars because he went into the stands the other night during a game against the Chicago Bulls. Notice I said went into the stands, not went in and kicked the ass of some weasely guy who was swearing at his wife and kids.

The details are sketchy, but it seems like some guy was yelling at the refs or the players and Davis' wife said something to him. The video shows her going up to the man and saying things before Davis came on the scene. Mrs. Davis appears to touch the man's shoulder lightly. That's the only contact until the security guard hustles Antonio back to the floor.

Where to begin? Davis shouldn't have gone into the stands. Sure that's what most sports writers say and that's what the rules say, but what married guy wouldn't rush to help his wife if he thought she was in trouble. Every guy would if he ever wanted to partake in his marital lovin' again. That's why you should never bring your wife to work. Leave them at home. You never know when they'll get mouthy and cost you 700 grand.

But what about the "fan"? I'm tired of being at events and having small minded idiots shouting obscenities in front of kids. Save it for your lodge meetings or Hooters. If someone asks you to tone down you rhetoric, do it. I'm reminded of something my freshman English teacher said..."Profanity is the linguistic crutch of the ignorant." F'in right it is. What kind of spineless, shifty, cry baby sues for a million bucks because some woman yelled at him? Grow a pair you baby! If I sued every time a woman yelled at me, I would be broke fifty times over. He is suing for battery and defamation of character. Take a good look in the mirror sir, it's obvious you have no character. Later...Brian