Rantings of the Crewcut Dad

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Monday, July 03, 2006

Happy Birthday "Wife"


I'm only stopping by for a minute. Like almost half the workforce in America I will be extending my Fourth of July holiday and taking the day off. I just needed to get one thing accomplished.

Today is "Wife's" birthday. Decorum and a fear of unbridled retribution keep me from revealing her age. I could try to kiss up a little and tell you that like wine, she is getting better with age, but I think both she and all of you would see through my scheme. This year was not a "milestone" birthday for her, that one was last year. Maybe that's a clue, I can't give you any more info.

I was trying to figure out what to give "Wife" to celebrate her being on Earth for this long. She told me a while ago that she wanted to spend her birthday at "The Cell" watching the World Champion White Sox. I went searching and landed us some sweet tix for the match-up. It's also fireworks night so between "Wife's" love for baseball and my love for high explosives, this has all the makings of a great night.

So without any further ado....Happy Birthday "Wife"! I love you very much. Let's hope it stops raining long enough to get the game in. Have a wonderful birthday, I'm glad I'm the one who gets to share it with you.

I'm off tomorrow. Have a great Fourth! Don't blow yourselves up. Later...Brian

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