Call Me Stubby

I can't really post too long today. My right arm is in a sling, and typing one handed when I'm not looking at porn seems silly, and painful.

You don't realize how much you depend on your strong hand until it's of no use to you. I'm right handed, so having my right arm tied to my body like an Iraqi in Gitmo, is showing me how truly useless my left hand is. Today it's role as backup has become painfully obvious. I figured "ole Lefty" would at least be able to step it up to help me brush my teeth, or comb what's left of my hair. This five fingered leech couldn't even do that. He just fumbled with things and frustrated the rest of my body, forcing me to pull "right" off the DL and back into the rotation. You'd think I had asked "Lefty" to help me wipe my dirty spot or something.

I need to work on becoming a little more ambidextrous. It's time all of my limbs started pulling their weight. I gotta go. My shoulder is killing me and I think "lefty" may start typing inappropriate things in a minute. Later...Brian