Let's Step Outside And Settle This

For the last month, we have been treated to the ongoing feud between Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump. I've made no secret of my dislike of Rosie. I think she's a loud mouth bully who says whatever pops into her pea brain. That's not to say I think "the Donald" is any better. I won't stoop to his level and mention his hair, but really, who is he kidding? The hair alone is enough to despise him, (I couldn't help myself) but his demeanor is as bad as Rosie's. They're both petulant children who are throwing tantrums and calling each other names.

As usual, this whole thing started with Rosie running her trap about Donald giving the wild child Miss USA another chance. Sure it was a calculated move for publicity, but it may actually help this kid get on the straight and narrow. Rosie had to pipe up and call Donald a "pimp" and talk about his failed relationships. Then, instead of being an adult, Donald had to call Rosie a loser and make fun of her weight. Then things kept rolling when Barbara Walters got involved. Now Donald has supposedly sent a letter to Rosie saying that Barbara hates her and wants her off the show and Barbara says it's not true....Good Lord, when will it end? When did second grade become fodder for the national media?

I know this will never happen, but can't we treat them like we treat kids who are acting up? Let's just ignore them. If nobody is reporting on their antics, maybe they'll stop. If not I have a proposal. I'm looking for backers for a Pay-Per-View Battle Royale. Let's settle this like we used to do on the playground. Since neither one of these idiots can practice the "sticks and stones" way of acting, let's have a fight. I think a good old fashioned, no holds barred, no rules street fight is just what we need to sort this all out. "Wait Brian, we're a civilized society. We can't have people settling their scores with violence." Tell that to the President. I'm tired of hearing these two call each other out. It's like one big tease with no payoff. I'd love to see it. Rosie and Donald on some fenced in playground, the gates locked and the only way out is to finish the other "guy" off. That's right, I'm calling for a modern day Thunderdome. Two jackasses enter, one jackass leaves. Then to ensure we all win, we cut the tongue out of the survivor. Later...Brian