I Am Fascinating!

If I may quote country music superstar Toby Keith, "I like talkin' about you, you, you, you usually. But occasionally I wanna talk about me." I'm feeling kind of silly today and was thinking, "Hey, I bet everyone would love to know what I've been up to since I got to Peoria. I'm sure they're hungry for all the details of my fabulous life and are longing to share the details." Damn right you are. So today instead of a stinging social commentary, I'll let my ego run amok and weave a tale of wonder involving all things me.

I was hoping you'd be gone by now so I could stop typing and take a nap. I'm beat! Last night was the first show at the regionally famous Jukebox Comedy Club. It was also "Pro-Am" night with me being the only pro. I had the honor of following FIFTEEN open mic comics. We all started at open mic nights. The one thing I came away from last night learning is that guys in their 20's are really pissed off, and for no apparent reason. It seems to stem from a lack of oral loving from the "bitches." If I heard one more drunk, hat wearing guy talk about his "junk" I think I'd have to remove mine as an act of solidarity with the ladies. I thought I was an angry guy, but these kids made me look like the sugar plum fairy. That is until I got on stage and had to dismember a girl for talking on the phone while sitting in the front row. She couldn't understand why I was giving her a hard time. I guess common courtesy wasn't taught in that particular trailer park.

This morning I did two radio interviews. I was on a classic rock station for a short bit and then onto an "Urban" station. I had a great time doing both, and if I do say so myself, I was fabulous. One of my favorite things is to do radio with people who want to have fun. I just get on a roll and we go from there I want to give a shout out to "Big D and Steph" at Power 92. I never gave much thought to loons before today, but now I'm obsessed with them.

Wow, this must be a scintillating read. I do lead an awfully full life on the road. Now it's nap time and then a little dinner. Where will I eat? What will I order? Will I wear pants? All good questions, but I need to keep a little mystery between us. I hope to remain something of an enigma. But don't worry. My ego will get the better of me in the future and I'll tell you. Oh yeah, my MySpace "friend" count is an even 60. I guess I am fascinating. Have a great weekend. Later...Brian