I May Take Off During Hanukkah Too!

It's Columbus Day. I'm not Italian, and I've never been much of an explorer, but I'm taking the day off. I've decided I'm going to base my laziness on the Post Office. I'll take the traditional holidays off, and then any time the mail doesn't get delivered, then I won't deliver either. Sure it seems like I'm embracing my inner slacker, but I'm really channeling my inner government worker. Later...Brian